Barker saved the universe
You unlocked every cat
You flushed every toilet
Simone saved the universe
You passed all nine SIT courses (requires multiple playthroughs)
You defeated the Ziggurat Goliath
You bought a barrel
Obie saved the universe
Gabby saved the universe
Adams saved the universe
Alphonse saved the universe
Molly saved the universe
You closed the Time Loop
You drove enemies out of 23 Hilbert House rooms
You won all the prizes at the Ocean City Boardwalk
You received the hobo camp's highest honor
You completed the game without fighting
You executed a perfect heist
You beat Jessica at chess
You completed all of Don T's assignments
You maximized morale in the Maize Maze
You helped the workers of Haim Quarry
You posed for two different fedora pictures
You filled the gas can up ALL the way
You got a fully-decked out Monster Shack sash
You solved Mrs. Brewster's mystery